.xxx Rejected | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Bad BAD BAD blogger! FILTHY LAZY BLOGGER!

.xxx Rejected | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: ".xxx Rejected

ICANN, the U.S.-based corporation that assigns Internet domain names, rejected the designation '.xxx' earlier this month under pressure from conservative American lawmakers. What do you think?
Black Man

Frank Schwarz,
Eye Surgeon
'I'm glad they rejected it. It's not specific enough. What we need are designations like .asian or .shaved so we can really get what we're after.'"

Who's A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Bad, lazy blogger lazily citing The Onion.

Who's A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Who's A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father?

By Becky O'Flanahan
May 31, 2006 | Issue 42•22
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Well, if that doesn't take the cake. Here I am, giving it my all, but it seems like no matter what I do, I can't sleep my way out of this crazy mess. You fuck, and fuck, and fuck some more, and it still seems like nothing ever turns around. With my luck, I could probably blow every guy in town and still not achieve closure on my relationship with my father."

Livestock

Livestock
Originally uploaded by ideateller.

Ah, but you ask, what is the glamourous world of advertising like on a

day-to-day basis? How can you party after Boccé ball and still work the next

day?



Reasons like this graph. This is the proud grist for the mill of geionius

adwork.



Incidentally, it was in the April 2006 issue of Nebraska Farmer.

YouTube - Muppets Star Wars Screen Test

My favorite is Animal.

YouTube - Muppets Star Wars Screen Test

boccé ball Tuesday

boccé ball Tuesday
Originally uploaded by ideateller.

Boccé ball league begins tonight, and we have chosen a name:



FOR THOSE ABOUT TO BOC!

The pleasure of hating Kobe Bryant. By Sam?Anderson

Showing this merely to remember to taunt laker fans with. In the words of one Adidas employee (probably many more than one), "Kobe is a punk ass bitch."

Say it like, "George bush doesn't care about black people," and cue the Jamie Foxx/Ray Charles thing.

The pleasure of hating Kobe Bryant. By Sam?Anderson: "On the Pleasure of Hating Kobe Bryant
And the sadness of watching him exit the playoffs."

ethan

ethan
Originally uploaded by ideateller.

My friends¹ Tim & Deb¹s boy Ethan

FW: Taryn's Bye Bye Boozefest

FW: Taryn's Bye Bye Boozefest
Originally uploaded by ideateller.

My friend Taryn is leaving DDB. So are a lot of other folks. But not for me.

jet lagged

Jet lag is just your soul catching up with you.

Feel a little like Burning Man decompression. Reality camp isn't nearly as much fun as Zurich camp. Tired and faded and a little sad, I think.

Looking forward to sharing pictures and stories soon.

me

back

in the U.S. of A.

tired. more posts coming this week/weekend.

Headline: Swiss no longer neutral

I'm going to Zurich for two weeks.

Probably not posting until I get back.

Be wonderful

Food

FDA Still Against Medical Pot | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

FDA Still Against Medical Pot | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Despite mounting evidence to support it, the FDA has reaffirmed its stance against the use of medical marijuana. What do you think?


Brian Kirkpatrick,
Drywaller
'Instead of wasting time on political moves like this, the FDA should get back to doing what it does best; approving new boner pills.'"

Birth of the Beeper

Congrats to J-go and Rachel on the arrival of Bronwyn.

Birth of the Beeper: "Bronwyn Patience Biernat-Goldberg
was born at 11:40 AM, on Monday, May 1. She weighed 6 pounds, nine and 3/4 ounces. There has never been a more beautiful baby, ever."

Coachella

Coachella
Originally uploaded by ideateller.

My new friend Jody got passes to Coachella (Sunday only). Big thanks to her

and to Mike from Coldcut for getting us on the list.

Coachella

Coachella
Originally uploaded by ideateller.

My new friend Jody got passes to Coachella (Sunday only). Big thanks to her

and to Mike from Coldcut for getting us on the list.

Coachella

Coachella
Originally uploaded by ideateller.

My new friend Jody got passes to Coachella (Sunday only). Big thanks to her

and to Mike from Coldcut for getting us on the list.

"Sopranos" Offscreen Shenanigans - Yahoo! News

My friend White Heat and I had drinks at a small bar in Brooklyn a couple of years ago and sat next to Artie Bucco. Luckily, we chose not to get a ride home with him.

"Sopranos" Offscreen Shenanigans - Yahoo! News: "With a faltering restaurant and a credit card-stealing employee, Artie Bucco is having his share of problems on The Sopranos this season. But that's nothing compared to what's going on offscreen.

John Ventimiglia, who plays the troubled chef on the HBO Mafia hit, was busted Monday on drunken driving and cocaine possession charges near his Brooklyn home."

Torr: Trailer of the week

Holy shit. Read this below, and then go watch the trailer, here.

Torr: Trailer of the week: "Trailer of the week


The Bridge [2006, 93 min]
World Premiere was last week at the Tribeca Film Festival.

Every day of 2004 Eric Steele set up his cameras and filmed the Golden Gate Bridge. Day after day, he and his crew observed thousands of people crossing the bridge on foot from San Francisco to Marin County and back. They filmed everyone from tourists to bicyclists, but ever so often a person would climb over the bridge's mile-long railing and let go. In an attempt to uncover some of these mysteries, Steele crossed the country in order to interview friends and families of the jumpers he captured on film, on-scene witnesses to various jumps, and even a jump survivor. [trailer]"

EDSBS ? YOUR TAILGATE IS TEH SUX0RZ: NOTRE DAME

Wow. An exceptionally well-written indictment of white business notre dame students. So, great, I can't even put my adjectives in the right order.

Warning: the video is so horrifically.... Caucasian, it's probably not safe for anywhere, let alone work.

EDSBS ? YOUR TAILGATE IS TEH SUX0RZ: NOTRE DAME: "YOUR TAILGATE IS TEH SUX0RZ: NOTRE DAME

We don’t divulge a lot of personal information here on the blog, mostly because we’re not that interesting. To quote Fran Leibowitz: “Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.” Who wants to hear about the daily exploits of an ex-CIA operative with an obvious case of OCD and five ex-wives, anyway? You do? Good, that’s what Tom Clancy’s for, and he’d be happy to help you with a nine-hundred page epic about how a middle-aged white guy saves the world with moxie, a little Grecian Formula 44, and the ability to clench their jaw convincingly. We’re here to talk about football and football-related products, for the most part, with the occasional diversion into stolen lowbrow comedy and Renaissance history.

Yet, before doing what we’re about to do, we have to divulge a few things. First, we’ve been drunk in public. In fact, we’ve been thrown out of a midget bar in Manila for not paying the cover, which qualifies as an embarrassing thing done while intoxicated. We can boast a pretty good number of less-than-flattering things done while drunk in public, now that we’re thinking of it. The list includes, but is not limited to:

–Being naked in front of more than five people

–Kissing total strangers on the mouth in New Orleans (this really doesn’t count, does it?)

–Dancing our ass off to “Last Christmas” by Wham!

–Various karaoke humiliations (most notably a garbled version of “Let’s Get It On” that segued into Gregory Abbott’s “Shake You Down” about halfway into the track.)

–Breaking down weeping for no apparent reason to a Bee Gees song.

These things happen, of course. Thus far, we’ve managed to avoid getting any of them on tape, which is important for reasons all too obvious after watching this:"