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Who's A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Who's A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father?

By Becky O'Flanahan
May 31, 2006 | Issue 42•22
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Well, if that doesn't take the cake. Here I am, giving it my all, but it seems like no matter what I do, I can't sleep my way out of this crazy mess. You fuck, and fuck, and fuck some more, and it still seems like nothing ever turns around. With my luck, I could probably blow every guy in town and still not achieve closure on my relationship with my father."