EDSBS ? YOUR TAILGATE IS TEH SUX0RZ: NOTRE DAME

Wow. An exceptionally well-written indictment of white business notre dame students. So, great, I can't even put my adjectives in the right order.

Warning: the video is so horrifically.... Caucasian, it's probably not safe for anywhere, let alone work.

EDSBS ? YOUR TAILGATE IS TEH SUX0RZ: NOTRE DAME: "YOUR TAILGATE IS TEH SUX0RZ: NOTRE DAME

We don’t divulge a lot of personal information here on the blog, mostly because we’re not that interesting. To quote Fran Leibowitz: “Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.” Who wants to hear about the daily exploits of an ex-CIA operative with an obvious case of OCD and five ex-wives, anyway? You do? Good, that’s what Tom Clancy’s for, and he’d be happy to help you with a nine-hundred page epic about how a middle-aged white guy saves the world with moxie, a little Grecian Formula 44, and the ability to clench their jaw convincingly. We’re here to talk about football and football-related products, for the most part, with the occasional diversion into stolen lowbrow comedy and Renaissance history.

Yet, before doing what we’re about to do, we have to divulge a few things. First, we’ve been drunk in public. In fact, we’ve been thrown out of a midget bar in Manila for not paying the cover, which qualifies as an embarrassing thing done while intoxicated. We can boast a pretty good number of less-than-flattering things done while drunk in public, now that we’re thinking of it. The list includes, but is not limited to:

–Being naked in front of more than five people

–Kissing total strangers on the mouth in New Orleans (this really doesn’t count, does it?)

–Dancing our ass off to “Last Christmas” by Wham!

–Various karaoke humiliations (most notably a garbled version of “Let’s Get It On” that segued into Gregory Abbott’s “Shake You Down” about halfway into the track.)

–Breaking down weeping for no apparent reason to a Bee Gees song.

These things happen, of course. Thus far, we’ve managed to avoid getting any of them on tape, which is important for reasons all too obvious after watching this:"