The Puddle :: View topic - On the salvational value of pornj

A most remarkable and inspiring post from a fellow disorienter on the value of orange fur, also known as pornj.

Which, I might add, is used on the cover of my portfolio.

The Puddle :: View topic - On the salvational value of pornj: "Two very intense pornj moments this past 2 days :

- At the MoMA, which thankfully just reopened in Manhattan, you might see the greatest piece of pornj ever put together. My contempt for this bastard of Andy Warhol notwithstanding, I have to say that his 'camouflage' series, which coats the walls leading to the museum's coat check, features the most amazing juxtaposition of hot pink and bright orange : about as pornj as it comes. Keep your eyes open next time, I think it's on the third panel.

- So tonight we were all quietly watching a movie at Martina's when Michelle and I decided to call it a night and stepped out into the November night. A wondrous, shiny, bristling piece of pornj fur had been awaiting lady Michelle there for quite a while, and the goddess had no sooner got it in her hands that she found the most appropriate use for it upon stepping out into a light rain: reaching into the bag, she carefully unrolled the fur and placed it around our shoulders and heads, as a shield against Zeus's whims - the slimy bastard having suddenly decided to shed droplets on us.

Equipped with such a magically pornj aura, Michelle was kindly walking me over to a subway station when her eye caught sight of a familiar silver cowboy hat : it so happened to be no less than Lonnie's, making its way home with its proud owner, just a few blocks away. Despite the uncanny character of the situation, it should come as no surprise to a Disorienter that pornj and silver should naturally pair up together and chat in the street - come rain, come shine.

The moral of the story is thus threefold : pornj protects from rain, brings friends to you, but most importantly one should always travel with a goddess. "