Separated at birth

George W. Bush. Son of the former King of the Western World. Dad was not a bad guy, had respect for others, tried to give the people what they deserved. Is a complete shithead that doesn't respect anyone or the people or as Molly Ivins says,'Born on 3rd base, thinks he hit a triple.' Given everything he's ever got. A callow, uncurious, untalented shithead. Nobody likes him because he's a cocky bitch, despite the obvious lack of brains and talent. Nobody trusts him. Most of America wishes he'd fall off of a cliff.

Randy Orton. Son of the former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, "Cowboy" Bob Orton.
Dad was not a bad guy, had respect for others, tried to give the people what they deserved. Is a complete shithead that doesn't respect anyone or the people or as Molly Ivins says, 'Born on 3rd base, thinks he hit a triple.' Given everything he's ever got. A callow, uncurious, untalented shithead. Nobody likes him because he's a cocky bitch, despite the obvious lack of brains and talent. Nobody trusts him. Most of America wishes he'd fall off of a cliff.