OK, no Morford

But you should go and signup for his column/newsletter rightnowthisveryminute.

Here's some praise: "[A] misguided, lost and carnal individual... filled with vexation and ignorance of God [who will] gladly cheer the anti-christ."
-- Christian Resource Network

And then less interestingly, here:
"The Morning Fix is Mark's deeply skewed, highly satiric, well-lubricated thrice-weekly (MWF) email newsletter & column, which is absolutely free to subscribers but costs $10,000 if you don't like it. Strangely popular among politicians, sadomasochists, and Mormons. Sign up here: "

He likes talking about sex. He went to Burning Man. What else do you need to know?

OK, through a bunch of links, I got here. No, wait, I'll put that in the next post.