Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

NASSAU, BAHAMAS—Former stripper turned Playboy Playmate turned reality-TV star Anna Nicole Smith has overcome her longtime struggle with obesity, at last reaching her target weight of 125 pounds, sources said Monday.

"Anna's been through a lot," said Florida Circuit Court Judge Larry Seidlin, who became visibly emotional as he spoke to reporters. "But I think it's fair to say that she hasn't been this happy in years."