Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

WASHINGTON, DC—Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation's first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces' strategy for exiting Iraq.

"I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."