Nick Hornby

Is on the Nytimes Op-Ed page, because we don't have anything important to think about.

Hey, remember September 10th?

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/21/opinion/21HORN.html

The bar next door is still playing loud music, which with the sleep-deprivation technique reminds me of Burning Man, albeit without so much playadust, and a lack of drugs (tonight), and a decidedly higher amount of cable television. And I'm not wearing a sarong, and nobody's calling me Magellan.

Trying hard not to email. Opening another beer.

Is it self-destructive to go to the voodoo party and hang with the Bad Girls (i'll try to find a link boys)? Is it self-decorative to put on a sarong and act like brad pitt in troy?

Ward, bring me back some wildebeest jerky.