Hot Chicks with Douchebags Haiku

You really need to jump the link to see the picture to get a sense of this.

(Side note: based on our reader survey poll, we're trying to add more ADD-type randomness to the posts here on AgainAgain. Expect more, and less, nonsense in the weeks ahead.)

Hot Chicks with Douchebags: "Winning HCwD Haiku: D Lee Hakumasa

There were a bunch of solid entries in the haiku contest, but I gotta go with the straight and to-the-point ethos of D Lee Haikumasa's simple, yet oh so emotionally touching, entry:

oh lovely lady
why choose a douchebag boyfriend?
my penis sheds tears

-- D Lee Haikumasa

And honorable mention to Jem for engaging the always popular sapphic angle:

I may be a girl
But I would still smash this guy
Then lick her on her...

The wrongness of the unholy communion between a sexy lithe gazelle like this hot shiny gold belted hottie and this uber-douche can sometimes be better expressed through ancient Japanese arts.

Like Haiku. Or perhaps hari-kari."