smiling over my shoulder: world's shortest fairy tale

from Orange's blog, a lovely tale:smiling over my shoulder: world's shortest fairy tale: "world's shortest fairy tale
'Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, 'Will you marry me?'
The guy said 'No' and the girl lived happily ever after and
went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End'"