What Would Jesus Blog?: Funny Hell Elevator Joke

I wish my blog were as cool as this one, but then again, my mother was neither a virgin nor married. (bad pun, i know).

What Would Jesus Blog?: Funny Hell Elevator Joke: "A few days ago, I sent a few of my angels to dress up like demons and check out what has been going down in Hell. So they are taking this elevator down and it is taking forever, and they get this crazy idea, which I think is classic. Here’s the plan. Since I’m God, right, I can do anything. So My angels asked Me if I’d program the Hell elevator to play terrible alternative rock from the post-Nirvana crash of the late 90’s. For example, Better Than Ezra’s song “Good”. Or “Lump” by the Presidents of the I don’t even want to finish typing their band name. “New Age Girl” by Deadeye Dick. “Zombie” by the Cranberries. Etc. Please help Me make a mix of the most painful mid to late 90’s alternative rock. What else would physically hurt you to have to listen to? Two band members of the “Lump” band are going to Hell for that one song alone. Just kidding. They also are going to Hell because they never accepted Me as their Lord and Savior, but one could argue I never let them accept me, but that’s not the point. The point is, please post here other painful songs. Who knows, maybe this could start a new fashionable trend. Maybe Adam Sandler will make a movie about this era and put all these songs on a soundtrack that would make grown men cry and babies bleed from their ears. Please, stay away from Counting Crows or Weezer. They are great and I don’t care about how you feel about them. I’m perfect, you sin. Back of Counting Crows and Weezer. The Gin Blossoms are open game."