FDA to Require Warnings on 2 Eczema Drugs - Yahoo! News

Aw, fuck. I use this stuff. Just in case this stuff does cause cancer in me, I would like to use this blog post as my living will.

No putting me on a respirator. Pull the plug. Better yet, don't plug it in in the first place.

Also, once the plug has been pulled, in lieu of a funeral, I'd like a roast. Get Sarah Silverman and Jeffrey Ross, please.

FDA to Require Warnings on 2 Eczema Drugs - Yahoo! News: "WASHINGTON - The labels on two prescription creams to treat eczema will have to bear 'black box' warnings of possible cancer risks.
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Food and Drug Administration action Thursday follows an agency advisory committee recommendation last February that Elidel cream and Protopic ointment carry the label warnings."