Yahoo! News - TV viewers idolize, (miss out on) reality

The stuff in parens is what the onion might say.

Just got off the phone with my psychiatrist, who apparently does gangbuster business in the spring here in portland. If anybody has advice on how to blow the snot out of your nose while having a meltdown while lying on a massage table with acupuncture needles in your back, i'd sure appreciate it. Ack. How long til solstice?

Yahoo! News - TV viewers idolize reality: "TV viewers idolize reality

By Gary Levin, USA TODAY
TV viewers idolize reality Reality shows are among the most popular this season: Three of them -American Idol, Survivor and The Apprentice- rank in TV's top 5, and they've even eclipsed the departing Friends as subjects for water-cooler chat. (Related chart: See the week's top 20 shows)"