Hairy Human's Hair

I was at a bar last night, when the bartender said, 'Hairy chest with gold chain: Italian. Hairy chest, no chain: Scottish.'

That prompted a google search 'scottish chest hair', which thankfully didn't turn up gay porn.

Hairy Human's Hair: "As I am asking you to send me descriptions of your hair, I thought it only fair to write a description of mine. This page can also be used as guidance notes for answering Hairy Human's Hairy Questions For Men
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I am a white Englishman, aged 31. My grandmother is American (from California) and her father was Hispanic. Her mother was of British descent. From what is known of my genealogy, I am aware that I have Scottish ancestors and I believe Welsh, French and Italian as well, though all these are way back many generations. I am predominantly of English descent.
My hair growth is as follows:
Chest and abdomen: completely hairy. The hair is densest on my sternum and I would rate my abdomen as being exceptionally hairy - even when compared to other hairy people. The hair colour is brownish-red. The length of the hairs are as follows:
Abdomen - 3.5-4cm
Chest - sternum - 6.5cm
Chest - top, middle - 6cm
Chest - top, side - 4.5cm "