Cousin Brant's prop

Oh, I know. I want what Daniel Day-Lewis was wearing in Gangs of New York:
The top hat, the handlebar, the American Eagle glass eye. Yes, I know the
glass eye didn't really exist, that it was just CGI'd in (actors will put
on weight for roles, but I don't think even a serious method actor would
put out an eye), but it's what makes the outfit. I want to give people a
symbolically significant glare while demonstrating my impaired depth
perception by throwing knives at Cameron Diaz. If I could get that accent,
whatever the hell it was, I'd take that, too.

Originally I'd wanted the One Ring, but my laptop doesn't like it when I
refer to anything else as "my precious."

Brant