Friday, July 11, 2003

The Sports Guy's mailbag

I'd like to be a Maloof.

From the Sports Guy on ESPN.com

I likely won't be the only person to bring this up, but you absolutely must -- your duty as a sports journalist -- must add the Greta Van Sustern Face to the Pantheon. The look she flexed after Tyson dropped the "I wish I had raped her" jewel was arguably the greatest look of shock/dismay/fright/confusion a TV broadcaster has ever sported. Truly priceless. I look forward to seeing her name etched for eternity in the Pantheon. -- David Larkins, Winnipeg


Done. And while we're here, let's add the Joe Maloof Face, which goes like this: "We've just been eliminated from the playoffs, I'm struggling to look sad, but I can't shake the fact that I own a casino and an NBA team and juggle hot chicks every night."

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