Just got an invite to the following event:

Every year the Great Pumkin rises from the pumpkin patch to spread joy
and
candy to all the little boys and girls,
...this year we'll be waiting for the mother fucker.
When: Sunday, October 13th, carpooling at noon.
Where: Meeting at Chez WopnRat in Hillsboro- traveling to the quarry at givernment camp.
Why: To shoot pumpkins and Halloween related crap.
What do I need to bring?: Ammo, thrift store Halloween crap, and
pumpkins.
If people Email me with guns, I can post the types of ammo to get.
Personally, I will be bring guns that thake the following:
9mm
45 auto
7.62mm (SKS)
300 Winchester Magnum
12 guage rounds (not too many as we usually have an over abundance- and people don't shoot it as much)

Call Evil Rob Dagoboom at 503-XXX-XXXX for details.

And remember guns don't kill people, but they sure do help a lot.