Florida vs. Ohio: 2 columnists face off - Orlando Sentinel : Sports Columnists

For the vast majority of the readers here who don't give a damn about sports in general or college sports specifically, you may just want to stop reading until next Wednesday.

Florida vs. Ohio: 2 columnists face off - Orlando Sentinel : Sports Columnists: "Call me a traitor, but I am professionally obligated to tell the truth.

We don't have a chance.

Florida is a small, academically elite, basketball school.

The Buckeyes are brutes coming down out of the frozen wasteland, looking for one more corpse to trample before moving on to the NFL.

They will destroy us. And then it's off to E. 15th Ave. to burn mattresses, cars, small animals and fraternity pledges."