Banana Bunker

this is a joke, right? right?

i'm pretty sure my ex, *o**, had one of these, but with a silver bullet.

damn. this product's so strange that it makes that joke too obvioius.

Banana Bunker: "Product Information

Cultured Containers has developed the BananaBunker? to protect this delicate fruit from bruising when placed in your backpack, nap sack, soft carrying case, or briefcase. The container also protects your backpack’s valuable contents, such as CD players, textbooks, binders, and business documents.

Whether you are on a hiking trip, day trip, athletic event, between classes, or at a board meeting, the BananaBunker? will keep your fruit safe until you are ready to snack. Go ahead, eat healthy!"