ESPN Courts Female Viewers With World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

The Onion now has a Sports section. Hopefully, they won't be adding a Burning Man section any time soon.

"BRISTOL, CT—Sports broadcasting giant ESPN, whose programming has long been a staple among male television viewers of all ages, made its first foray into women's sports programming with the introduction of the World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition Monday"