Status, pre-Ides of March edition

Currently in LA until Friday the 18th. Back in Portland for at least the weekend. Freelance possibilities in both LA & SF for the following weeks.
Odds of having a job by this time next month: 66% (but not jinxing it by revealing where and with whom)
# of pairs of pink and purple fuzzy pants borrowed off of girls outside Pisces party: 1.
Chances of being able to give them back to them: 1 in 4.
# of SEC titles Florida had won in basketball before yesterday: 0.
# after yesterday: 1.
Jail post coming soon. And good point Troy.