Technical Virgin

Once, we were working with a local public health board which had a toll free hotline where teens could get their questions answered about sex.

My suggestion to reduce teen pregnancy was to encourage oral sex. "Just Lick It."

Here's a teen abstinence parody site.

: "Teenagers today need new choices that reflect the reality of their complex lives. Abstinence is often preached by the self-righteous right-wing pundits, but that's simply not a realistic approach to teen sexuality. To hear the fundamentalist right, you'd think even masturbation would lead to the end of civilization.
But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy ? ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust."