Wallow In Chaos, And Laugh / A pro-Bush outcome and one enormous bitter pill and you without your vodka

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Good Christ. Do I have to get out of bed today?

Is it okay to direct the terrorists to attack the red states and/or certain evangelical churches?

Not that I hate Christians, per se, just that I hate their smug attitude of intolerance and sexism. Has anybody out there been to a wedding where they included the 'wife must obey the husband in all things' line?

Can Jesus come back now?

And shit, this is *not* going to help me ease up on the drug intake.

Anyways, here's Morford. Very funny, and doomed to be very bitter for 4 years.

Wallow In Chaos, And Laugh / A pro-Bush outcome and one enormous bitter pill and you without your vodka