The Onion | Nation's Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich

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The Onion | Nation's Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich: "Kaldrin was one of many who listed moral issues among their primary reasons for voting Republican.

Above: Bush supporters vote in Kendall, FL.
'Our society is falling apart?our treasured values are under attack by terrorists,' said Ellen Blaine of Givens, OH, a tiny rural farming community as likely to be attacked by terrorists as it is to be hit by a meteor. 'We need someone with old-time morals in the White House. I may not have much of anything in this world, but at least I have my family.'"