ESPN.com: Page 2 - The rest in the West

This was like reading that book translated from the Spanish, where the similes and metaphors made no sense other than the sense that they made, if that makes sense. Anywhat, I was laughing as soon as he started the comparison.

I puked in my mouth twice tonight.

ESPN.com: Page 2 - The rest in the West: "Still, I was thinking of Joe when I typed the following paragraph last night: 'In the National Basketball Association, the East and West conferences are like the Hilton Sisters. Maybe they look alike, and maybe they're both overrated products that receive far too much hype, but one of them is ten times more interesting than the other. And in this case, the West is Paris Hilton.'"