High School Fuck-ups

Why has nobody pointed out that this is the kind of shit that happens when your army is composed entirely of the dumbest asses of your high school graduating class?

And shouldn't it be obvious that they(the h.s. bathroom cigarette smokers/shop class skippers) couldn't have planned this on their own? Dropping cherry bombs down the toilet, they can muster by themselves.

This kind of AP mental torture and sexual humiliation is the kind of shit that smarter kids come up with. Pure and simple, it's a really sadistic form of hazing. Shit that only someone with a college degree and practice could come up with.

Anyone know a former fraternity president in our government?