Winter Storm 2004 Drinking Game

For more info on our near hysterical coverage of the Winter Storm 2004, go here.

Game:

Get a bottle of your favorite hooch, a good stash of some drugs, and turn on
your local newscast.

1 drink - microcast, storm, icy conditions, freezing rain, picture of stuck
cars, school closures

break group up into 2 sides: the reporters, and the anchors. every time a
reporter, 'live on the scene' mentions how cold they are or how lucky the
people back at the station are, all the reporters must drink. every time a
newscaster makes fun of a reporter or tells them to 'be safe' or 'keep
warm', anchors must drink.

doppler - must start and keep drinking until doppler radar makes full
rotation

live on the scene - do a line of blow, if it's snowing

interview with stranded truckers - 1 bump, Crystal meth
interview with stranded travelers at PDX - a toast to St. Michael, the
patron saint of travellers, finish your drink and Then and only then, put $5
into a jar. last person to do it becomes 'the flight attendant' and has to
get drinks for everyone until the next time. be sure to say, 'as always, we
appreciate correct change'.

forecast - wager how many times weatherman, excuse me, metereologist will
say 'weather'. person closest gets to assign a '5 day forecast' for the next
5 drinks of a chosen competitor.

'PGE or others without power.' Turn off lights. Masturbate. Turn lights back
on.

Good luck.