letter to the sports editor

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the Orlando Sentinel's NBA columnist

Brian: Can you please not put in [the] extra words that are missing from [Orlando Magic rookie Turkish(?) Center's] Zaza Pachulia's quotes? It makes it harder to read and way lowers the comedic effect. I'd rather read the quote and feel like I'm hearing him. Are your readers really unable to understand him without [these] things?

Miguel Caballero, Orlando

Miguel: I [do] not know what you mean.