Cat Bathing, Simplified Cat Bathing, Simplified

(1) Flush the toilet several times.

(2) Allow toilet to fill with water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

(3) Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

(4) Sit on lid. Cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motion, which will also clean out your toilet. Read a magazine while waiting.

(5) Flush the toilet a few times to rinse the cat.

(6) Leap off the toilet seat, dash out the door, and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if powered by a jet engine.

(7) Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Watch TV while waiting.

P.S. Be sure to remove the blue 2000 Flushes from the tank before beginning.