cop humor. Visiting a member site from CLAY'S TOP COP SITES...

If you have `cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the
     wrong house.
7.  Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available
     weapons (kitchen).

11.You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please
      the ones who do.