#1 is true, but not necessarily relevant. kinda like my friend Dave referring to Spiderman as 'this movie about a photographer.'

The Official Ninja Webpage:  REAL Ultimate Power!!!!

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

1.    Ninjas are mammals.

2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.