just one more thing to worry about in the WAR ON TERRORISM!

BEAVER COUNTY MILITIA...Head of Al Qaeda STILL RUNNING THE SHOW...

THE "HEAD" OF AL-QAEDA
It has been revealed the Bin Laden is still running Al-Qaeda and may now be more powerful than ever. Our sources tell us that Bin Laden was indeed injured in the bombing campaign in Afghanistan. So severely, that without a very specialized surgery, he would have died. Bin Laden not only had the surgery but the type of surgery was thought to be impossible. Bin Laden's head was removed and is conducting operations on it's own.



Above: The head of Bin Laden survives in this glass jar attached to a transmitter.