had drinks last night with my erudite cousin Brant. He uses SAT words 24/7.

Anyway, we got into some weird riff about dating girls that were between the ages of 18-24. I said that a cool thing about dating a girl that was under 21 is that if you needed to get away from them, you could just run into a bar and they couldn't come after you. And if they were under 25, then you could just drive away from them and they couldn't rent a car to chase after you, or at least, they'd have to pay a lot extra to rent a car and chase after you. And then, you'd know that they really did indeed love you.

Added Cousin Brant: If they're under 18, you could just run into a voting booth.