According to a Yahoo! headline, "2 (Jacksonville) Jags hurt in fondue-pot accident".

You can't help but wonder how that's going to play for the guys when they show up to training camp. What the fuck are two tough guys doing getting hurt by a fondue-pot or perhaps the fondue or skewers? And what the hell were two NFL players doing cooking fondue? Soccer players, maybe, but football players?

And then I read the article, and it turns out that it was the Jags' Kicker and Punter.

Figures.