Quality Sex-Toys Save The World / Revealed! The glorious location of the world's largest adult goods store you never knew existed

From the ever wonderful Mark Morford.

Quality Sex-Toys Save The World / Revealed! The glorious location of the world's largest adult goods store you never knew existed: "Quality Sex-Toys Save The World
Revealed! The glorious location of the world's largest adult goods store you never knew existed

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Friday, August 19, 2005


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All is not lost. This is the good news. All is not dire and hopeless and warmongering and sexless and Bush. I know, it's amazing, but it's true. You see, bright spots exist. Radiant spots. Glimmers of possibility and progress, deep pools of hope and moan and yum. We have but to look. And yearn.

Like, right here. Here is a miniphenomenon, happening right before our eyes. It is this: Amazon.com is selling sex toys. A lot of sex toys. More than you knew they would ever dare sell and more than you even knew were being manufactured in the world today and a more advanced and varied selection than you probably imagined they could ever get away with."