from the Morning Show on KEXP.org



THE TOP 5:
The Top 5 Things I'd Do If I Were David Hasselhoff
1.I'd adopt Gary Coleman and Webster after I married Mrs. Garrett. It
would be then that I would rule the world.
2.I'd buy a Gremlin and install KITT inside of it then listen to it bitch
and moan all day about how crappy he was.
3.I'd create Baywatch II but it would be centered around a group of really
hot Canadian Curlers.
4.I'd become a hip hop artist and do a rap called "The Hasselhoff
Hoffahassel" and it would rule the charts of eternity.
5.I'd serve as executive producer for a new "Knight Rider" movie. Then
I'd kill myself because I realize I'm EXECUTIVE PRODUCER FOR A NEW "KNIGHT
RIDER" movie.