OK acting. With the hot media freelance chick.

Her husband, the congressman, is having 2 affairs and doesn't think she knows. I looked at her and one of the adulterers, and said, 'well, I can see why, she has a nicer ass.'

She almost broke character, then paused, looked at the other woman, and said, 'No. I don't think so.'

The Mormon is on the tables. (Insert your own joke) "A note was found on A waiter, Peter,'

Sheen: Was that a waiter named Peter, or a waiter's peter?

Former Weiden Account Planner: This might be the dorkiest thing I've ever done.

When does the wife swapping begin?