Duplicity: Knowing that after last year's framed picture of me in a thong, that everyone will not want to open my White Elephant gift, I bought a nice gift bag at Daisy Kingdom and put the picture in there, along with a tape dispenser for weight.

Then I gave that gift to the Mormon to bring to the White Elephant. Then, I badly wrapped a picture of the Mormon and his baby in newspaper. I will ostentatiously bring it to the white elephant.

This'll be good.

(*JH

Meanwhile, I wrapped another framed photo