A teenage Jesus to Joseph: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!

Jesus teenage wigger years: LL Cool J (Lepers Love...)

I still have hope for this daughter [teen who got pregnant and had an abortion after much argument and indecision]. I am astounded at the number of women who have told me about getting pregnant or running away with drug dealers who still grew up to be lawyers, businesspeople and mothers. Adolescence is like a fever: usually it breaks; sometimes it doesn't; often it leaves scars.
-from NYTimes Sunday Mag 'Lives' 7/7/2

(check the punctuation in that last sentence - wicked stuff.)